Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Asexual Paranoia

This actually happened:

Friend: So, Ily, there's something I've been meaning to ask you...
Ily: (Thinking: Oh crap, he's going to ask me about my sexuality, isn't he? And it's going to be so awkward and I won't be able to explain it well! Jesus!)
Friend: ...What kind of donut is this?

And no, I didn't know what kind of donut it was.


Anonymous said...

That reminded me of this conversation with a coworker a few years ago. A little.

Ily said...

Hee, I thought maybe people could relate. ;-) And characters without noses will always, unfortunately, remind me of Voldemort now.