This actually happened:
Friend: So, Ily, there's something I've been meaning to ask you...
Ily: (Thinking: Oh crap, he's going to ask me about my sexuality, isn't he? And it's going to be so awkward and I won't be able to explain it well! Jesus!)
Friend: ...What kind of donut is this?
And no, I didn't know what kind of donut it was.