Because Comcast is being an asshat...I have no internet or TV at home.
What am I supposed to do with my time now!? And I can't watch Confessions of a Matchmaker! Which is kind of creepy because here's a woman who has to tell people that they'll be alone forever in order to put food on the table, but still, if I ignore that part...I like the show. And I was learning things, too...like not to talk about your cats on a date. Which seems like a no-brainer, but really, my cats are interesting. But I guess that's what everyone thinks about their own cats.