I don't know what attracts so many people to Clay Aiken. But apparently, he might not know what attracts people to him either. Not only has Clay Aiken been bearing a startling resemblance to Donald Trump lately, but rumors are circulating that he may be asexual. An article from ABC News is here:
Celibate Star Too Tired or Just Asexual?
It ain't perfect, but it actually posits that some "real" asexuals exist, which is progress.
To Clay, I say: Make it official! Come to the A-side; as always, we have cake!
And another thing: While researching this post, I discovered that Clay Aiken fans are called "Claymates". Also, Clay's fan club has an official lip balm with Clay's face on the package. No matter how silly that is, I fully support the existence of an asexual heart-throb, even if the reason why he throbs hearts is still unclear to me.
I also tried to find a photo of Clay that didn't look ridiculous in some way. I failed. Unpop your collar, boy, and then we can have cake.
Friends: Who, besides Trump, is Clay looking like lately? It's somebody, but I can't put a finger on who it is, and it's driving me crazy!