Thursday, December 20, 2007

You Know You're Asexual When...

I'm at work, listening to the radio.

KCRW: And now, today's top tune-- "Night of a Thousand Kisses"--
Ily: --That sounds TERRIBLE!

Sexual folks: would you actually enjoy that? Or not? Wouldn't your lips start getting chapped after, say, the 6 or 700s? So not romantic.

7 comments:

Mads said...

i so would want 1000...if it was a person i liked ;-)

Ily said...

Hee! One brave person has made an admission. Thanks for answering!

Anne said...

Oh, but I do so love kissing and I'm asexual. Although, 1000 might be a bit extreme in a single night.

Ily said...

Hee again. That's true, some of us do like kissing. I'd say I'm indifferent to it-- I think I'd prefer 1000 chocolate kisses. Nom nom.

maymay said...

I wrote a little shell script to count how many kisses I had given Eileen in an effort to see how long it would take to reach 1,000 without any sort of extra-special attention. It took nearly a week for me to reach 750. Not that those weren't enjoyable, I had fun…but I'm glad I didn't squeeze them all into a single night.

Then again, if I could kiss her in places other than her mouth, I'm sure I could fit 1,000 kisses into a night of lovemaking. :)

Ily said...

Mm, who said you couldn't? I like your scientific approach to the question. :-)

maymay said...

Mm, who said you couldn't? I like your scientific approach to the question. :-)

:) Sometimes she does, and then makes sure of it by using ropes to keep me in particular positions during lovemaking, and some of those positions are hard for me to maneuver my mouth onto her body (and some are not).

Thanks; science is sexy to me.