Monday, May 12, 2008

Finally: Making Love the Way I Understand It

Well, I thought all the nominees for the "Best of Blog" awards would be announced this morning, but I guess not, so I'll have to find something else to write about (and some other way to promote myself, har har). Because we all need some more silliness in these trying economic and political times, here's a form of sex that I can wholeheartedly enjoy:

Makin' Love Ukulele Style
by Dean Martin

Making love ukulele style you needn't be in Waikiki
Making love ukulele style to a lovely ukulele serenade.

When you love ukulele style
Well everyone knows you're heart will float far away
To a tropic isle while a ukulele tune is softly played.

Strolling along beneath the starlight
Dreaming a lover's dream for two
Soon you will see her eyes of starlight
As the ukulele magic comes through.

Now if you want to satisfy
The one that you love all else above
Take a tip and be sure you try the ukulele style of making love.

Strolling along beneath the starlight
Dreaming a lover's dream for two
Soon you will see her eyes of starlight
As the ukulele magic comes through.

Now if you want to satisfy
The one that you love all else above
Take a tip and be sure you try the ukulele style of making love
Try the ukulele style of making love!

Hear an old-skool version of the song here. And an utterly loungetastic Youtube video version here. The latter is not safe for work; your boss may make fun of you indefinitely. And I wouldn't leave you hanging without letting you know how to make love ukulele style for yourself: Here are chords! (And yes, it even shows you positions.)

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