Saturday, September 1, 2007

Our Myspaces, Ourselves

Think about asexual relationships for an hour and your head might start to hurt. Think about them for a year (or more), and you become unable to do those surveys on Myspace. Which is probably a good thing. But even so:

Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed? Um...if they did, they aren't talking.

Break someone's heart or have your heart broken?
Well, the Canvas Cafe did break my heart when it closed...forcing us to hang out at Tart to Tart, CANVAS YOU ARE HEARTLESS!

Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off?
That sentence needs an 'of'.

Are you in a relationship? Yeah of course, with my friends and family and co-workers and all the happy flowers and trees etc...

Have you ever been in love? I've been lucky enough to fall in love twice: with music and with London. When you're tired of London you're tired of life, right?

Do you believe in love at first sight? It's never happened to me, but then again, neither has schizophrenia.

Why did your last relationship fail? I knew it would happen eventually-- this question is a headache inducer.

Have you kissed someone within the last week? Thomas the kitten, I like to kiss his downy little head, awwww!

Hook-up or relationship? Well, if we're talking about 'relationships' as the author of this survey probably defines them...oh crap, any Myspace survey answer where you are using air quotes is destined to fail.

Oh, I could go on...

1 comment:

Matt said...

What about doing your own Asexual myspace posts . . . but then again, you answer in a very Satirical tone, which is refreshingly hmmm refreshing